This Is the Type of Guy You Never Crush On, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
If you’re prone to crushes, chances are that you’re drawn to a specific type of person—and totally repelled by another type.
Which kind of person do you never crush on? Keep reading to see if we can guess yours based on your zodiac sign.Related: Malu Trevejo Plays ‘Rapid Fire: Swipe Dat Edition’
Aries (March 21 – April 19): The Bore
Aries is funny, daring and impatient, and they have no time or energy for people who don’t excite them. Regardless of someone’s smarts or good looks, there just isn’t going to be a spark if you get easily bored in your conversations with them. No spirit means no thanks.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): The Flip-Flopper
Taurus is known for being the most stable and reliable sign of the zodiac, so they have no room in their lives for people they can’t depend on. You’re totally turned off by people who refuse to make decisions, or who commit to things and back off at the last minute. You need someone in your life who will be as trustworthy as you.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): The Stubborn One
Gemini can be a bit restless, torn between its two dueling natures, and they need someone who can be flexible with them. You’re drawn to people who demonstrate their ability to adapt and roll with the punches because you’d rather not be nailed down. You want nothing to do with people who are stubborn and can’t deal with who you truly are.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): The Silent Type
Cancer is the sharer of the zodiac, and they need the important people in their lives to empathize with their strong emotions and give a little something back. You’ll never crush on a closed book who doesn’t reveal what they’re thinking or how they feel about you. You need openness and honesty 24/7 to be fully understood.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): The Wallflower
Leos are outgoing extroverts who don’t mind making a lot of noise and stealing all of the attention, so you never fall for the person who hangs out on the sidelines, avoiding social contact. You need someone who can keep up with your energy and be a springboard for your ideas, not a wallflower who’d dislike all the attention they’d get from being next to you.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): The Improviser
Virgos never make decisions without carefully analyzing the situation and weighing all possible outcomes, and they can’t stand impulsive people who act without thinking. You require a partner who will take the thing to consider the options with you, rather than jumping into something they haven’t planned. You’re totally opposed to improvision, and nothing’s going to change that.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): The Attention Hog
Libra is represented by a set of scales, which makes sense because they value balance and fairness above all else. You can’t stand when someone is left out of the loop or someone gets way more than their fair share, so you’ll never fall for someone who must have all eyes on them, all the time. You won’t even consider a relationship with someone until they learn how to play fair.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): The Detective
Scorpios are the most private of the zodiac signs, keeping their information to themselves and appearing quite mysterious to everyone but their closest friends, so they feel totally alienated when someone tries to pry into their business. You try to avoid snoops who want to turn your life into a detective story. Your crush should be someone who lets you open up when you’re good and ready.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): The Homebody
Sagittarius is adventurous and outdoorsy, so they don’t waste their time on people who aren’t willing to try new things and actually leave the house with them once in a while. Whether you’re trying a new restaurant or extreme sport, you never want to go alone. Of course, your crush should be just as excited for these journeys as you are.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): The Flake
Capricorns are ambitious and hard-working, and they have a hard time understanding people who don’t put 100% into everything they do. You don’t have time to deal with people who cancel on you at the last minute or absentmindedly leave you out of their plans. You’re no-nonsense and need a partner as disciplined as you.
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Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): The Apathetic One
Aquarius is the most altruistic sign of the zodiac, and they care a lot about the big issues. You do everything you can to help disadvantaged people and take care of the environment, so you’re not at all interested in people who couldn’t care less. You’re anything but apathetic, so you should avoid indifference at all costs.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): The Wet Blanket
Pisces are known for their creativity and love for the arts and music, and they love anything participatory. You love dancing in the aisles and singing at the top of your lungs at concerts, and you don’t get people who aren’t moved by performance. Wet blankets are the last type of people you shouldn’t date, which works out because you don’t really like them in the first place.