Such women are the most popular among men! These women are the most popular among men. But this is only at first. Because over time they can bring anyone to a nervous breakdown. And here’s why!
Love with a hysterical woman.
They know how to skillfully seduce, luring a man into the net of their charms, writes Yulia Lagutenko. She is unusually attractive in her red lipstick and with a green strand in her bangs. Although it is not necessarily a green strand. A red head of hair and some red things in the wardrobe will be enough.
Her gait resembles the rocking of a boat on light waves; the turn of her head and her gaze have a deadly effect on the opposite sex. And if you also consider her voice, coming from somewhere in the depths of her belly, such a deep, inviting voice, then you have no chance not to notice her
She easily enters into sexual relations, as if she were playing a role in a long-familiar and beloved movie about it. A man, seeing such a woman on the street, even the most modest man, is unable not to follow her; like a hypnotized animal, without taking his eyes off her, he will follow the sounds of her magic pipe anywhere, even to hell.
She is a fairy. A bright flower that spreads an aphrodisiac aura around itself. “Oh, what a woman!” men say about her. She gives men (many men) signals: “Try, conquer me, follow me, try your luck, and maybe you will be able to taste the sweetness of my kiss.” Men say about such women: “She is a s*xy!”
Unlike schizoid and narcissistic ladies who have problems with seduction, this one masterfully casts her net into the waves, where there is a lot of large and small prey, pulls the entire catch onto the shore, and then selects the best.
She always has a dozen spare men hidden behind the screen, with whom she will maintain some kind of contact and to whom, in the event of a breakup with her boyfriend, she will call and say in a languid voice, “I want you!”
She skillfully turns on the “dynamo” after seduction; when the man is already “on his shoulder blades,” he has surrendered and submitted to her charms, and then she will begin to skillfully manipulate him to her advantage.
She loves beautiful courtship and gifts. In this technique of man control, perhaps only a narcissistic lady can compete with her, but she will lose to her since she does not have enough imagination to fool a man’s brain as a hysterical woman can.
I won’t even mention the schizoid one here; she only cares about her safety; she is as weak in manipulation as a child. And the schizoid one is only concerned about sex insofar as she feels completely safe. The hysterical one will take risks, bluff, play the fool, and cry, giving out exalted reactions to a man’s actions and driving him crazy with this.
She will organize a bunch of triangular, polygonal relationships; she will become both the screenwriter and director of the next “Santa Barbara,” but it is incredibly difficult for a man to leave such a woman.
She will tie him up with some invisible ropes, confuse his brain with some magic threads, go to a witch or a psychic a couple of times—she believes in them—and scare the man to death with some naive childish magic like “I will bewitch you.”
If a man is married, then fights with his wife are guaranteed. She will unceremoniously call his wife and tell her that she is a loser and that her husband is now with her, the best woman in the world.
She knows how to spin a whirlwind of events in her and her partner’s personal lives so quickly that before he knows it, she’s already pregnant, which will turn out to be a mistake.
Also, she will definitely get into some story; when you will not be able to help but feel sorry for her, you will save her and become her hero. In general, she needs to be saved and pitied more often—she loves it. And apologize as often as possible; she will appreciate it too. Whether you are guilty or not, it does not matter. Apologize, and the house will be quiet. In everyday life, she is gentle, warm, caring…
She may be a good, loving mother to her child, but sometimes she won’t be able to resist and will spank her offspring. And if you get caught in the heat of the moment, she may start fighting with you too.
A man’s scratched face and a woman’s neck with bruises from kisses—this is what a couple usually looks like, where she is hysterical. But with her, you will never get bored. It will always seem to you that you have not one woman but a whole harem.
If you get used to her bright emotions, hysterics, screams, and crying for several hours in a row (for various reasons; sometimes she does not know why she cries for half a day), then you will get a bonus in the form of constant, regular sex.
She will never refuse her beloved man in intimacy. And multiple orgasms are an attribute of this lady. Every time during sex with her you fly into space ten times and land—nine—lose the ability to walk, but then she will restore you and heal with her kisses and passionate embraces.
This is the very priestess of love that every man dreams of, except for the schizoid one. Although the latter is the one who most often falls for the bait of the hysterical lady. But this is a separate topic.
But she has one drawback. She is anxious, jealous, and therefore prone to control and testing.
Scenes of jealousy are guaranteed here, and it doesn’t matter whether you cheated. Scenes of jealousy are an integral part of the life of a hysterical woman. She, like a schizoid, is a very creative person. Therefore, she can do anything.
Be prepared for a demonstrative suicide with an eye on you. She won’t do it, but she will scare you. This is because she, like no other woman, is afraid of losing you. A schizoid woman may not even notice that you left, but this one will run after you and do a bunch of stupid things for you.
Because you are her whole world, the meaning of life, and
