Forget about flowers, forget about Hollywood romance because modern dating is fast and functional.
If you really like someone and you want to sexually seduce them to make them yours, then sexting messages for him and her are the way to go. Believe me, your sex life will cross to a completely different level if you dare yourself to try something like this.
So, put away those granny pants or tighty whities and slip on something sexier because sexy text messages are going to get you laid. Definitely.
Not only are sexy text messages quick and shockingly accurate but they are also lots of fun. Especially if the person behind the text is as up for it as you are.
Sending flirty texts and talking dirty will take the sexual tension between you sky high. The only logical thing you can do is do something about it and you can do it all day long.
Unleash your dirtiest thoughts and wildest fantasies to drive him or her crazy. Release the sex goddess/god hiding inside you and change the course of your sex life for the better. You’re going to have the ride of your life.
Sexting messages are not only for those who have a chance at actually having physical sex but also for the ones in long-distance relationships. Phone sex and cybersex mustn’t be excluded. If you do it right, it can get better than the real thing.
Sexting messages for him
If you want to learn how to please your man, first you have to master the art of sexting. Take one thing at a time. First, you talk him up and then you blow his mind.
But quiz yourself right now on how to text a guy to drive him crazy and see how much you already know.
1. I had a naughty dream last night. Guess who was the main star? I’ll tell you who, I’m texting him right now.
2. Those things we did last night—Olympian. You are a sex god.
3. You’re so lucky that you’re handsome. I only give the time of day to hot men.
4. I’m under so many blankets and I’m still cold… I guess I should put on some clothes… or should I?
5. I dreamed about you last night and I can’t stop thinking about how, if you were here, I would get down and take your pants off.
6. I’ve been daydreaming all day long… you and me naked, moaning and sweaty… got anything to add to that vision?
7. Are you up for Simon Says? I’m already lying in my bed, bored and alone.
8. I feel like something’s missing in my life. Namely you. Between my legs.
9. I’m so shy but you have no idea what I’m thinking.
10. When I think about you, I completely lose control. I can’t help myself.
11. I can’t stand it. I need you. Like right this minute. I’m losing my mind thinking about everything we did last night.
12. I’m so naughty and there’s no one here to make me behave.
13. Hey. I’m in a really odd mood right now. I just took a bath and I feel restless. How are you?
14. You have any ideas what we should do after our date tonight?
15. Imagine we’re alone in the bedroom together and then tell me what you’re thinking.
16. I just took a bath and I’m ready for some action. How about you?
17. I’m so bored I’m checking out sex toys online…
18. I’m lying in bed right now, touching myself thinking about you. Care to give me a hand? I know you can satisfy me with your tongue.
19. Hope you’re rested, cause you’re gonna need every ounce of energy you can find tonight.
20. If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you?
21. I just took the most amazing shower ever!
22. I bet you can’t guess what incredibly hot thoughts I’m having about you right now.
23. Favorite kind of underwear on a woman?
24. I can’t stop thinking about some very dirty things… can you help me?
25. I want to reach down your pants and start rubbing until I feel you get rock hard.
26. You, me… a round pillow… my butt on top of it, naked… my eyes can see it already… the rest of me wants it… are ya in?
27. I love the way you dominate me in your arms, looking into my eyes, thrusting me backward with your manly force.
28. Come to see me soon naughty… I’m feeling a little postal right now… might need to check your package!
29. I want to get naked with you right now.
30. Ummm, I would love if you randomly got turned on in front of everyone at work.
31. If we were together, what would you want me to do to you?
32. I will do just about anything you ask me to. What is your wildest fantasy?
33. I have my hand down my underwear right now, and just the thought of you touching me has me so wet. I can’t wait until you tear my clothes off and have your way with me.
34. You have no idea how much I want you right now… not to mention how I want you… and where I want you.
35. I love it when you roll your tongue around my nipples and then exhale slowly with that hot damp breath of yours… makes me shudder inside!
36. Sucking on a Blow Pop right now and wishing it was you…
37. What is your secret fetish? You must have one, come on.
38. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
39. What’s your favorite word for your favorite part of my anatomy?
40. This new underwear feels soooo good against my skin…
41. Would you like to see me make out with a girl? I have always been curious about doing it.
42. Everything about you turns me on, you’re all I can think about!
43. I am lying naked on my bed. I allow you to do whatever you want. I won’t resist. All you need to do is promise me you will take me to heaven.
44. Confession: I’ve been naughty today and probably deserve a spanking. If only there was someone to do it…
45. Why can’t everyone just have sex and calm down? It just feels so nice. Especially if you’re open and comfortable.
46. I’m having some trouble unhooking my bra. Can you come over and do it for me?
47. I’m typing this with one hand because my other hand is busy…
48. When I see you I am going to rip off your clothes and kiss your sexy body all over.
49. Tonight I’m going to take it slow and savor every inch of you.
50. You will taste so good when I’m licking chocolate syrup off your body!
51. Guess what I’m thinking? OK, I’ll give you a hint. It involves my tongue and you naked.
52. Would you rather have sex in public or in the car?
53. I can’t stop sucking on lollypops today for some reason…
54. You need to come see me right away because I am getting moist just thinking about your naked body pressed up against mine.
55. Tell me 3 things that make you the most excited… I’ll make sure you get at least 2 out of 3… Deal?
56. I love the way you kiss me, I love to feel your soft and wet kisses on my neck and the way you gently bite my earlobes. It makes me wet!
57. I’m dying to find out if you are as good in real life as you are in my fantasies.
58. What’s the hottest sex you’ve ever had? I find it hot hearing this kind of stuff.
59. I have a secret—I’m watching a very dirty video online right now…
60. I hope you rested well because you are definitely going to need your energy later when you walk into my bedroom.
61. I really like your tie. Let us use it tonight.
62. I will let you frisk me if you will come and see me in the next half an hour.
63. You can look at it but you cannot touch it, YET.
64. Tonight in the club we will have our own dancing session, in a dark corner.
65. Quick question: What do you do when there’s someone you can’t stop fantasizing about but you have no idea how to talk to them about it?
Sexting messages for her
Every girl likes a guy talking dirty. They probably won’t tell you that but they do. It’s what gets their engine running, it’s what turns them on the most.
So if you have some flirty questions to ask a girl, or sexting messages to send, check out some of these. Maybe there are some that haven’t crossed your mind.
1. 3 cold showers and I still can’t get you off my mind.
2. I must say that I am very jealous of your mirror. Every time you look into it, it’s got the pleasure of looking back at you.
3. Have you ever had a wet dream with me in it? Be honest…
4. Ever been to heaven before? How about I take you there tonight?
5. I hope you have a license because you’re driving me crazy.
6. If you could do anything you want to me, what would you do?
7. I love feeling your soft, silky skin against me.
8. I was just thinking about how stunning you looked last night and I cannot get you out of my mind.
9. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about me? I know what mine is about you…
10. I would invite you to come over this weekend but I’m not sure I can keep my hands to myself.
11. Can you send me a picture? My friends don’t believe that angels really exist.
12. I think it’s time we tried (fill in the blank).
13. So many dirty thoughts today… you inspired them all.
14. What do you want me to do to you tonight?
15. I was just thinking of you and all my blood instantly traveled south.
16. I love your body.
17. I keep having this recurring dream that you’re trying to get me naked… weird.
18. There’s this really sexy babe I’ve been thinking about all day long… what should I do about it?
19. I love how naughty you are. Have any more surprises for me?
20. You’re not very good at pretending you don’t want me.
21. Here’s a riddle for you: What is handsome, nice and sometimes hard all over?
22. I have a magic wand and it is aching to show you a trick.
23. Was just thinking about seeing you tonight and all of a sudden, I was completely undressed.
24. How about we go on a treasure hunt? I know I can find yours… care to find mine?
25. Show me what you are wearing, I bet you look amazingly sexy.
26. Tonight, let me do all the work. We’re going to take it so slowly and you’re going to scream.
27. I had a dream I was a fireman… and you were on fire… don’t worry, I saved you with my fire hose.
28. I can’t seem to stop thinking about putting my lips all over your soft skin.
29. If you were here right now I would tear your clothes off and shove you onto my bed and have my way with you. But you’re not, so… rain check?
30. I had a dream you told me I could have 3 wishes. What do ya think I picked first?
31. Don’t work too hard. I want you to have plenty of energy for me.
32. My roommates are gone this weekend. We can be as loud as we want tonight and I want to be loud.
33. I just feel like pinning you to the wall as soon as you get home—does that make me a bad man?
34. Hey beautiful, show me that perfect smile that can light up a room.
35. Did you know that you’re incredibly sexy?
36. I know you’ve been thinking about doing me all day.
37. What’s the hottest sex you’ve ever had? I find it hot hearing this kind of stuff.
38. I love the things you do with your tongue.
39. I am so odd, I have a different side of myself that comes out when I’m super turned on.
40. Are you turned on by me being turned on? Like I’m turned on when you’re so turned on you can’t control yourself?
41. I wish I was lying there next to you… naked.
42. When you get home I am going to handcuff you to the bed and tease every inch of your body with my tongue. Then I’m going to strip your pants off and have you until you explode with pleasure.
43. Right now all I can think about is how I can’t wait to see my clothes on the floor next to yours.
44. I’m watching HBO right now and getting a lot of ideas for things we could do together.
45. Your body is so hot it’s making me thirsty. Was that sexy? Because I’m not wearing any clothes. Okay, that has to be sexy now.
46. If you were here right now I’d take your pants off with my teeth and… I’ll just let you finish that sentence with whatever you want.
47. I need you. All of you. And I want to give all of myself… every part… to you. I’ve never felt this way before.
48. I need you. Here. Now.
49. You know what turns me on? Being fully naked and in front of you and you looking at me and my…
50. So, I’m outside. I’m not wearing two crucial pieces of clothing but no one is calling the cops on me. Can you guess what’s missing? Also, it’s not my shoes.
51. I just wanted to let you know that I’m picturing you naked right now, and dang, you look good.
52. I think there is something insanely sexy about a woman being in control. Agree?
53. 101 things I like about you: 1. You’re hot. 2. You’re hot. 3. You’re hot. You get the picture.
54. I’m slightly… lol. I can’t say but it’s kinda naughty.
55. Tell me a secret. An intense one.
56. On the agenda for tonight: polite conversation followed immediately by impolite bedroom antics.
57. Just the thought of that sexy body of yours makes me stiff.
58. Maybe I should spank you—I just know you have been a very, very bad girl.
59. No blankets next time okay babe? All they do is hide that gorgeous body from me…
60. Let’s tease.
61. Next time we see each other, I am going to show you what love is.
62. If you could read my mind, you would start feeling really shy around me.
63. How about chocolate syrup all over?
64. I’m watching a sexy video of a girl who looks just like you.
65. If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.