100% Signs That Give Away a Single Woman
100% signs that give away a lonely woman. We don’t complain anymore. We don’t hide it. We don’t drink ourselves to death because of him. Yes, we are lonely. Yes, we have this feeling that we have no one. Even if someone has us. We talk about it like an allergy to poplar flu:
Can you imagine, yesterday it started to happen again… – What are you talking about? Don’t… let it go…
We get married, have affairs, and add friends on social networks. Even the damn butcher shop where we bought pork tenderloin three years ago congratulates us on our birthday.
We have no problem discussing semi-important topics with half-acquaintances in our half-native language.
We are confident in ourselves and are not afraid of anything except terminal cancer, heel tickling, and… absolute silence.
Single girls love autumn.
Because only at this time of year does their internal weather perfectly coincide with the external one. It coincides more globally than head-on metaphors, like “thunderstorm-tear.”.
Single girls have dinner in bed.
Usually, barely warm food is impatiently taken out of the microwave two and a half minutes before the final signal. They love shaggy bathrobes, white walls, and falling asleep to the drone of the TV. With a phone on the next pillow.
Single girls fall in love easily and love deeply.
After all, only by experiencing complete autonomy can you learn to give yourself without looking back and not desperately cling to random men.
Single girls are friendly.
They usually have a lot of friends—acquaintances—admirers. Here’s a paradox: only those who suffer from loneliness are good at saving others from loneliness.
Single girls like to walk long and fast.
They hide their hands in their pockets. They remember the sensations. They feign a sense of urgency. They buy apples from grannies at the markets—so that later they won’t know what to do with them.
Lonely girls look at passersby with curiosity.
Listen to their conversations. Reminisce about childhood with relish. Always looking for someone in the crowd. Lonely girls dream of traveling. But not close, not comfortable, not planned.
Lonely girls suffer from absentmindedness.
They lose their umbrellas. They smoke a lot. They talk about death easily. They look anxious and heavy. They mix up the numbers of minibuses, phones, passports.
Single girls stand out from the crowd.
Individuality is the result of a person’s long and close communication with himself. People in companies very quickly turn into unbearable bores with identical iPhones and parasitic words.
Single girls love to buy gifts.
Choose them. Tie beautiful golden bows. Sign cards. Wait for Christmas. Because Christmas is another chance to change everything.
