The Stupidly Simple Thing That Will Get Him In The Mood, Based On His Zodiac Sign

 

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

Put on his favorite music. And either give him a striptease or a lap dance to go along with it.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

Grab his hand and lead him into the bedroom. That’s all it will take to get his mind on your body.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

Let him catch you masturbating. Then either invite him to help out or finish in front of him.  

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Make him dinner. Give him a massage. Throw a little romance into the mix.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

Out of nowhere, compliment him on his abs or his ass. Make him feel sexy as fuck.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

Straddle him. Put your arms around him. And kiss him. That’s honestly all you need to do.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

Tell him about the naughty dream that you had earlier. Or describe the last time he made you orgasm — in as much detail as possible.  

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

Be blunt. Tell him how horny you are, how wet you are, how you’re dying to have him inside of you.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

Put on porn and invite him to watch it with you. Or invite him to take a shower with you.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

Have a dirty conversation with him that’s equal parts sexy and serious. Turn him on with your intelligence.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Walk around the house in your new lingerie. Or just put on his boxers and an oversized t-shirt. It will drive him nuts.  

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

Send him promiscuous pictures. You don’t have to be completely naked. As long as a little bit of cleavage is showing, he’s going to get hard.  
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